MOVIE REVIEW: ‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Gives Fans Exactly What They Wanted, If Not What They (We) Needed

Staring semi-seriously into the CGI-distance is a talent, not a skill.

If a sub-Reddit crammed with only the most vocal, vituperative, entitled Star Wars fans (hereinafter, the “fandom”), suddenly gained sentience, stepped off a screen, and decided to pen a Star Wars-related screenplay, the result would closely mirror J.J. Abrams’ (Star Trek Beyond, Star Trek, Mission: Impossible III) fan service-filled, fan-pandering return to the Disney…